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Get to Work! My uniform, my TIME!
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is you must have no sense of fear." At this point the lecturer sticks his finger in the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
He then asks all the students to do the same to the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
It's going to be a tough year I think, so lets just set the mood. Number one on the list: Save my 35mm camera, then prepare to take a trip.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is you must have no sense of fear." At this point the lecturer sticks his finger in the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
He then asks all the students to do the same to the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
It's going to be a tough year I think, so lets just set the mood. Number one on the list: Save my 35mm camera, then prepare to take a trip.
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